Peachy reminds us that the person voted out tonight will become the first jury member. He tells the tribe, "You're about to vote somebody out of this game and then ask them to vote for you to win." The first vote is for Kelly, as is the second. The third and fourth votes are for Lex Loser. Then it's Lex Loser, Lex Loser, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. A hemp-suited Woody Harrelson does not arrive via helicopter and start singing. With the ninth vote revealed to be against her, Kelly is visibly upset. Teresa and Kimp both look perplexed. A smug Lex Loser can't contain his grinning, and Brandon rolls his eyes. As her torch is extinguished, Kelly shakes her head but holds it high. Peachy sends the S8 back to Mofo Maji, with the pronouncement that Kelly's reaction "said it all."
Next time on Survivor, Lex's loyalties are questioned, and Brandon ends up in the doghouse. Tom's body rebels and he grows a "third eye." Nasty.
As the credits roll, we learn what we already knew: Teresa, Kimp, Kelly, and Frank voted for Lex Loser; Lex Loser, Tom, Ethan, Kimj, and Brandon voted for Kelly. In her exit speech, Kelly says that she loves her mom and dad and rambles on about always having been a clique-y, skinny girl. Then she high-kicks, exclaims, "Go, team!" and cartwheels out of Africa.