Lex Loser says, "Kelly, if I'm wrong about you I apologize, but I smell a rat. And my gut instinct tells me that you stabbed me in the back and you're playing both sides. And if that's the case then good riddance." He doesn't say that his "gut instinct" is based on the fact that "Kelly" rhymes with "smelly." I thought he was at least going to say he would "exterminate" her, in keeping with the whole rat theme, or even flush her down the toilet in keeping with the smelly gut theme, but he didn't. As Kelly votes for Lex, she says, "When it's me, you'll know it." It's got a nice ring to it. I think her next t-shirt should say that. There's some kind of bee or maybe a heart drawn at the bottom of her vote; I couldn't tell. She continues that she couldn't be more excited to vote against Lex Loser because she never wanted him to win and now she hopes he won't. She concludes, "If this is the last vote I cast, then at least I got to vote for you." We don't see Kimj and Ethan vote, but I'm already disappointed in them both. We do see Brandon's vote for Kelly, which surprises me, because it gives away the ending. He says his vote is "a kicker," but that he made a promise to Lex. He says that he'll probably "bite it" because of this vote, but that it's part of his plan to make the final four.
Peachy reminds us that the person voted out tonight will become the first jury member. He tells the tribe, "You're about to vote somebody out of this game and then ask them to vote for you to win." The first vote is for Kelly, as is the second. The third and fourth votes are for Lex Loser. Then it's Lex Loser, Lex Loser, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. A hemp-suited Woody Harrelson does not arrive via helicopter and start singing. With the ninth vote revealed to be against her, Kelly is visibly upset. Teresa and Kimp both look perplexed. A smug Lex Loser can't contain his grinning, and Brandon rolls his eyes. As her torch is extinguished, Kelly shakes her head but holds it high. Peachy sends the S8 back to Mofo Maji, with the pronouncement that Kelly's reaction "said it all."
Next time on Survivor, Lex's loyalties are questioned, and Brandon ends up in the doghouse. Tom's body rebels and he grows a "third eye." Nasty.
As the credits roll, we learn what we already knew: Teresa, Kimp, Kelly, and Frank voted for Lex Loser; Lex Loser, Tom, Ethan, Kimj, and Brandon voted for Kelly. In her exit speech, Kelly says that she loves her mom and dad and rambles on about always having been a clique-y, skinny girl. Then she high-kicks, exclaims, "Go, team!" and cartwheels out of Africa.