Jeff asks Lisi if she has any final advice. "Give me a chance," she says. "Edguardo [sic] and Alex know me." She goes on to ask them to "let [her] see what happens," whatever that means. Like, "Hey, I might decide I don't want to quit. Isn't that reason enough for me to stay?"
Time for voting. Mookie votes. "Dreamz" votes for Lisi, saying that he's been "waiting to do this for a long time." Edgardo votes. Lisi votes for "Dreamz": "You're a grown man. Consider a name change." You know, if she didn't suck, that would be a little funny, but she does. Alex votes. Jeff goes off to "tally." Hey, a guy needs some rocks to count to five. When he returns, he says that anyone can play the idol, but that does not occur. Time to read votes! Lisi. "Dreamz." Lisi. And...Lisi. That will do it. She brings over her torch. Snuff! I will not miss her. She leaves. Jeff says that "you have to want to win in order to make it to the end." He then sends them all home with that little pearl of wisdom to think about.
Lisi's parting words are that she knows herself, and that it has nothing to do with will: "When the ship is sinking, you get off the ship." If you think about it, that's the worst argument in the history of the show. "You guys are losers," she says to her former tribe. She finishes with "Try to hold on to yourselves, 'cause together, you're nothing." At least she's leaving with grace.
Next week: a twist. Michelle thinks they're going to die. I doubt it.