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Romance Is in the Heir

Peachy's shining moment approaches, as he points out that there's "a lot of emotion goin' on." Meanwhile, Rob watches the crying ladies curiously. Peachy asks Matthew, "As a philosophy, would you say it is better to give or to receive?" Come on! Is there any possible way to answer that question other than to say "to give"? Matthew flatly answers, "It is better to give," and tinkly music wells us as Peachy proposes that if Matthew is willing to give up seeing his mom, he'll "make sure" the others see their loved ones. That Peachy is a peach! In any case, Matthew coldly examines the others while they plead for their lives. Actually, they plead for him not to give up his visit, but you just know he's picturing something else. Peachy points out that it's not that Matthew doesn't want a visit, because of course he'd love to see his mom, as HeiDDi runs over and throws her arms around his neck, moaning that he shouldn't do it. She then whispers that if he does, she'll continue to rub her breasts against him. Jenna runs over and adds two more breasts to the bargain, and so Matthew announces that he'll do it, because he loves his tribemates and their breast-rubbing. The two women hang on him in breast-rubbing disbelief, while Peachy slow-talks that, thanks to a very generous, giving and breast-rubbed Matthew, the players will all get to see their loved ones.

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