Amanda tells us that she "broke down" and has no idea why she yelled at Cirie. She feels like she's been on Survivor forever, since she came here straight from China. Amanda says she "almost lost it" when Probst mentioned a Final Two, and that would have been kind of awesome to see. I think Amanda could trash the tribal council set pretty good until they finally took her down with tranq darts. Parvati says there's no way there'll be a Final Two, but Cirie says Parvati is always wrong so this is small comfort. Cirie tells us that she wants to celebrate being in the Final Three with Parvati and Amanda, but she can't when she's worried about a Final Two.

Some cheerful music plays us into Day 38, so you know that as the sun rises, so did the castaways' spirits. Parvati claims that she will never touch a coconut ever again. I doubt that; I have tried to make a life out of avoiding gross coconut, only to be sneak-attacked by chocolates I thought were full of something good like strawberry cream or caramel but instead were full of coconut. And then you have to eat the entire chocolate because you don't want to be the asshole who takes one bites and puts it back. Parvati tells us that she's "ecstatic" to be here with Cirie and Amanda. Well, of course she's going to say that -- we can see them standing like fifteen feet away from her in her confessional! Parvati's not an idiot like Erik who talks about fellow contestants when they're within earshot. Unless that contestant is Eliza. Poor Eliza. To celebrate their victory, the girls decide to finally free Gloria, the last chicken standing. I think this was more of an act of laziness than charity; Cirie tells us that they didn't want to deal with killing Gloria and seeing her "flopping around" as she died. Gloria greets her freedom by making a nest in the sand right next to the starving women holding machetes. Gloria is stupid. And yet, if she were to win an immunity necklace, I bet she'd keep it. Cirie says Gloria doesn't seem to realize that the game is "over," and a "done deal," and is hanging around camp like their pet dog. What Cirie needs to do right now is kill Gloria and eat her when Amanda and Parvarti aren't looking so she can get the extra protein necessary for a possible surprise immunity challenge.