First question is who you would trust with your life. The obvious answer, which is "What kind of a fucked-up universe am I imagining in which I would be presented with that decision?" was not available, presumably. It turns out that the majority of them said Rob. Notably, Rob does not predict this himself, and fails to get a point. It's an interesting factoid -- of the seven of them, only two got it right. In other words, if they answered honestly, then some of them presumably wrote down that they would trust Rob, but they didn't predict that others would trust Rob. Isn't that weird? It makes sense, though -- he's done a really good job of convincing these people that he is widely considered untrustworthy but in fact can be trusted by those select few whom he chooses to align with. It's nuts. They're crazy. But I would probably loan Rob money, so I'm nothing to write home about, either.
Anyway, Alicia and Amber win chops. Alicia chops at Shii Ann, who -- surprise! -- rolls her eyes. I think if her eye-rolls were laid end-to-end rather than just going round and round, Shii Ann would have rolled her eyes to Seattle by now. Amber chops at Big Tom, who she says "stole [her] pot." I don't think she means that the way it sounds, all violent and threatening and, you know, street. The next question is more touchy: who doesn't deserve to be an All-Star? It turns out the right answer was a tie between Alicia and Shii Ann. (My guess -- three votes for Alicia, three for Shii Ann, and one for Jenna.) Everyone predicted either Alicia or Shii Ann, so everybody gets a chop. Alicia chops Rob. Jenna chops Tom. Shii Ann chops Alicia. Amber chops Jenna. Rupert chops Shii Ann. Big Tom chops Jenna. Rob chops Big Tom with a mischievous smile, smashing his mask for good. Big Tom is out of the game.
Next question is who uses sex appeal as a weapon. The obvious winner is Rupert, because chicks dig the tie-dye and the facial hair with the bugs in it. No, just kidding. The actual winner is Amber, and everyone votes for her -- she even votes for herself. This makes them all laugh. Alicia chops Amber. Jenna chops Amber also. Shii Ann chops Jenna, so she's smashed. Or "completely beheaded," as Jeff says, a little too gleefully. Amber chops Alicia. Rupert smashes Shii Ann's mask, because she kept telling people to chop at him. "No need keeping the stragglers around," Rob says, as he chops Alicia and finishes her off. So who's left standing? Well, Rupert, whom everyone seems pleased largely to ignore. But also Rob and Amber. Rob and Amber. Given the opportunity to smash at whomever they choose, these people simply leave the prom king and queen to the prize. It's really something.