Survivor
Survivor

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Miss Alli: B+ | 446 USERS: C+
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The Easiest Booting Ever

Next up, Steph versus Anonymous Jen. Anonymous Jen comes at Steph hard, but Steph just pushes back, and I think Anonymous Jen is just so little that she can't do a whole lot, and Steph just kind of shoves her off the side. Which is awesome. I love Steph.

The next battle is Gregg and Ibrehem. As they tussle, Ibrehem first loses his bag and picks up the DQ, and then goes into the water anyway, so Koror is up 2-1.

Now, it's time for Angie versus Caryn, also known as the one match in which I am actively rooting for Ulong. Because Caryn should get thrown in the water a lot. The continually tough Angie takes a couple of shoves, but gets Caryn out in a hurry.

Ulong having pulled even thanks to its ass-kicking women, we move to James versus Coby. Coby goes "shove, shove, shove," and James goes right off the side. Man, I'll bet that's not what James thought was going to happen there at all. He'd better look out -- his ass looks ripe for a stomping. Steph and Angie look at each other unhappily.

We close out this first round with Janu and Kim, also known as the battle of the women who didn't bring enough body fat with them. Janu finishes Kim off in about three seconds, unsurprisingly. So now, Koror is up 4-2, and the first team to six points wins, so Ulong needs to get moving.

The second round opens with the rematch of Tom and Bobby Jon. "Come on, Tarzan!" Kim encourages. Don't mock, blondie! His feelings are delicate. Again, Bobby Jon seems to get the early advantage. But this time, it seems to come down to a slight loss of balance on Bobby Jon's part, and Tom totally capitalizes and drives him clean off yet again. So now it's 5-2 Koror.

Next up? The return of Steph and Anonymous Jen. Anonymous Jen has a chance to win it for Koror. Buuuuut...she doesn't. It's a very good battle, and Jen puts up an impressive fight, especially compared to last time. But finally, Steph knocks her down near the edge of the platform, and then is ultimately able to roll her right off. That's 5-3 Koror.

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