Probst wants to hear from Coach about religion, because it was such a big part of this season. Probst adds that it's one thing to pray for strength in a tough game, and it's another thing to pray for certain people to be eliminated or win a challenge. Coach knows that some people see their prayer as trite and shallow, but it was something to grab onto. He admits that it became "prayer-a-palooza" and almost seems like he's about to admit that they went overboard or that it was less than genuine at times, but he stops himself and goes back to his, "Grab onto something unshakeable" line that he clearly worked out in advance.
Probst notes that Albert warned Coach not to bring Sophie. Albert says that he observed everyone, and he noted that Sophie had a select few attributes that would be appealing to a jury. Like what? Followup question, Probst? What attributes? She's awesome? But no, Probst has to do one of his favorite things: the meaningless straw poll to find out what would have happened in an alternate universe. In this case, how would the jury have voted if Coach, Albert, and Rick had made it to the finals. Coach would have won, possibly. So does Coach have regrets. Coach recognizes that this is all meaningless because a different final three would have meant a different jury. Who knows how much Rick's bitterness and Brandon's sense of betrayal and Ozzy's brattitude infected the jury? Also, if Coach had taken Rick, Sophie wouldn't have been around to beat Ozzy in the final challenge and thus Ozzy might have won it. So let's not pretend Coach, Rick, and Albert was a final three that could have happened. Ozzy would have won any final three he was in because the jury was composed of his former tribemates, plus he had a great argument for getting people's votes. In conclusion, and as usual, shut up, Probst. Dumb question.
Coach mentions Ozzy in his answer and everyone goes nuts. Don't encourage him people. Probst does a straw poll and everyone says they would have voted for Ozzy. Probst remembers that Sophie won, but hey, why talk to her again? Let's go to a commercial.