MONDO EXTRAS

Elisabeth tells Jeff that his shoes smell. Alert the media! In his audition tape, Jeff tells us that he loves being a "redneck in New York City." He likes people thinking he's "fucking stupid." You couldn't hear that in primetime. He says no one pays any attention to him, and then he "smacks them upside the head." Jeff insists that he wouldn't kick someone out because of "personal reasons." There's some major passive-aggression on the part of our "special editors" (here at Mighty Big TV we're far less passive in our aggressiveness) because we next cut to a clip of Jeff getting personal with Mike, because Mike told him he was "due." I really thought he was saying "doo-doo," and cracked myself up over it. It would certainly go with the "booger hanging out of her nose" comment he made in the episode where Kimmi's filth was discussed. Mike explains that he meant to say Jeff is due to catch a fish, and not that he is doo-doo nor that he is due to go fishing. Then we're suddenly at a merged Tribal Council, where Ogakor votes strategically, and Kucha votes like booger-picking doo-doo. After a tie between Colby and Jeff, Jeff gets the boot because he received an earlier vote, which Kimmi had revealed to the others. Jeff's not bitter about that or anything. In his exit interview, he talks about Kimmi's very "large mouth." In the context, of course, of talking too much. He says that he knows Ogakor is going to take it through to the end, but we didn't hear that in the exit interview that aired, because the editors still wanted us to tune in believing there was a chance it wouldn't play out that way.