It's time to add a third ball. Probst warns that both players should be paying attention to the spacing of their balls, but Stacey ignores him and just shoves another ball in the chute. "So stupid," Albert says. "There are no tomorrows for the loser!" Probst cries, so proud of himself for his cheesiness. Christine nearly loses her grip on two balls and I don't know how she's still in this. "Matter of time," Albert says. Wow, Albert has spoken more watching this duel than he has all season. And then, Stacey just misses one of the balls coming out of the shoot -- she didn't even seem to be aware that it was there -- and she's out of the game. Albert especially seems pretty happy to see her go.
Probst asks Stacey about her experience on the show, and Stacey is, for a nice change, grateful and positive. She says as a mortician, funeral director, and diva, this was an experience unlike anything she'd ever done or would do. "I had fun and I'm proud of myself," she says, choking up. With that, she hugs Christine good-bye, wishes Savaii luck, and tosses her buff in the fire. On the way back to Redemption Island, Christine tells Dawn and the blonde girl that she "hopes to see [them] soon." Albert has something to say in the slo-mo walk back to camp (I don't even know if you call this a walk of shame or a walk of victory. It's really just a walk back home), stupidly saying that he thought his tribe was going to be able to keep a lot of things quiet, only for Stacey to out them all. "It makes us look bad in front of the other tribe," he whines; "Coach is gonna be pissed."
Albert and Mikayla return to camp. Coach asks how things went. "It was bad, dude," Albert says. Coach is already furious. Albert says that Stacey told the other tribe that they were all liars and that he, Coach, and Sophie were running everything. "That's disgusting," Coach says. The hell? It's not like Stacey said they were all back at camp molesting children. What she said was not only true, but it's also what goes on in every tribe in every season of this show! If Savaii didn't have an inkling that it was going on at Upolu (and didn't have the same exact thing going on in their own camp), then they'd all be idiots. How is anything Stacey said "disgusting?" Albert also points out that Stacey also used Coach's real name. "Who's Benjamin?" Li'l Li'l Russell asks. Hahahahahahaha! This show really needs to get back to using people's real names. It's not roller derby. There's no need for all the silly self-created aliases.









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