Li'l Li'l Russell decides to cook Upolu's dinner. He does wash the spit and nastiness off the pig and chops up several veggies. He fries them all up and says that this game has many ups and downs, but today was one of the ups. "We're a team and we're a family," he says naively. At least he isn't crying again.
And there are sad times at Savaii. Dawn says she lost part of a molar in the challenge. Ozzy says his lips hurt. Elyse worries that their skin will break out. And John says they'll probably all get oral herpes. Which is not a bad point -- it's certainly not the most hygienic challenge the producers have forced these unfortunate people to do -- but it's also not the right time to make it or the right people to make it in front of. Many people have oral herpes. Chicken pox is some kind of form of herpes. But those stupid model girls didn't know that, and now they're all pissed off at John for saying it and think he gave them all herpes. John says he doesn't have herpes, but he's probably going to get it from someone on his tribe. So now they think he thinks they have STDs. He's seriously not helping himself here, so he goes off to chop open a coconut.
Ozzy says that John worked harder after the challenge than he's ever worked before, although considering that Ozzy's been asleep most of the time, I don't know how he would know that. "It's a little too late," Ozzy says confidently; "everybody feels good about letting him go tonight." He tells the plan to the others when John's off collecting wood or something, and Dawn nods but then interviews that she would much rather see Elyse go tonight than John. She heads into the woods to discuss this with John, who then talks about it with Jim. Jim's fine with getting rid of Elyse, but says they have to get Keith on board for it to have any chance of working.
And so, he talks to Keith about what Ozzy said about voting out Albert, and how that means that before the merge, Ozzy'll be gunning for one or both of them. Keith nods but looks pretty dim, as usual. Keith says he's okay with getting rid of Elyse, but then it occurs to him that Ozzy might get mad when his girlfriend is voted out. Keith interviews that his and the blonde girl's votes tonight will determine who goes home. He says if they surprise Ozzy and vote Elyse out, Ozzy "might not" trust him. Uh, yeah. He WILL NOT trust you. There's no "might" about it. There's also no reason why you should trust Ozzy.