Just Peachy's Clippings
With more new footage on Day 4, we learn that Ted brought a shaving kit as his luxury item. If you like to watch men cavalierly swipe very sharp instruments over their exposed pates, then this footage is for you. And if you like funky music playing in the background while said men cavalierly swipe very sharp instruments over their exposed pates, you're in even greater luck. Ted explains that he shaves his head every three days, which happens to coincide with Tribal Council. He thinks it appropriately "start[s] a new, renewed spirit." New and renewed? Well, that's pretty darned new, I guess. As Ted continues to shave and shave and shave, Brian points out that he's into the "beauty stuff, " and most likely has "facials, manicures, as well as pedicures." And really, who is Brian to talk about vanity? A shaving cream-covered Ted -- which is so much less cool-looking than a gold paint-covered Ted -- tells us that shaving gives him a new tradition and a new outlook -- "a new start over, if you will." And again with the new, and the start? He announces that shaving feels good, and boasts that the others will never know just how great a good head-shaving feels. He says nothing about how great a good grinding feels.
When Stompanie wondered how the others would fare if she and Jed were taken out of the equation, I bet she didn't realize how quickly we'd find that out.
Ted dug in the sand while Clay celebrated a hole-in-one on their makeshift golf course, and Helen wanted to shoot Jan, which is why she doesn't carry a gun.