Round 3 is Rupert against Douche. Could it be that I'm actually cheering for Douche in this? What a strange new sensation this is. Although I don't see how he can lose, seeing as how Rupert's toe is in such dire straights (it's broken, remember) that he can't even make fire. Rain begins to fall as Douche and Rupert take turns hitting each other, with Douche hitting Rupert quickly but not making much of a dent, since Douche is weak and Rupert is, if nothing else, hard to knock down. As he shoves Douche towards the end of the platform, Douche executes a spin move around him, taking a hand off the bag and using it to help him balance. Rupert falls into the mud, and Douche is ecstatic. So much so that he is deaf to Probst's cries to replay the match due to Douche's hand leaving the bag, which you'll remember is against the rules when a Villain does it but not when a Hero does. Douche lets out a mighty roar of victory and strikes a few warrior poses before Probst is able to get his attention and tell him the bad news. Douche responds to the replay order by flipping Probst off, which is awesome.

Round 3.5 begins with some slow motion and suspenseful music as Douche readies himself for another battle. He does this by winking at Rupert. Rupert does not wink back. The editors have way too much fun with Douche. The replay round doesn't last long, as Rupert simply shoves Douche backwards off the platform and into the mud. "Get your ass up!" James shouts at Douche, because James is nothing if not a great sport.

Round 4 is Jerri vs. Cirie. Jerri is no match for Cirie's power and quickly leaves the platform, making it 4-0 for the Heroes, who act like their road to victory wasn't paved with the producers stacking their team with physical threats against the puny Villains.

Round 5 will be J.T. against Tyson. J.T. kicks the mud off of his sneakers by flinging it at Tyson, who stomps the mud off of his feet in J.T.'s starting area, hoping for some extra slipperiness. Courtney loves it. J.T. gets an early advantage, nearly knocking Tyson off the platform, but Tyson is able to recover and get lower than J.T. as he pushes back. But then he stands up, allowing J.T. to get under him and push him into the mud. Tyson has no hard feelings though, and jumps back on the platform to give J.T. a congratulatory kiss, much to J.T.'s displeasure.