Survivor

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Suddenly Susie

The next day, Susie and Crystal go looking for logs. While Susie gets a nice big one, Crystal is carrying, like, a twig. Incidentally, for all of Corinne's supposedly superior upper body strength, I doubt she could have carried a log as big as Susie's. Back at camp, Bob and Marcus are talking about how they've still got this game all sewn up. Marcus tells us that he's confident that Bob will stay loyal, but he's not so sure about Susie. He goes to talk to her, and his worst fears are confirmed when she says that, should they go to Tribal Council, she can choose if she wants to stick with the Kota Six or swing over to her old Fang tribe mates. I'm not sure why she decided to tell her alliance mate, who is already unsure of her loyalty, that she's considering her options like that, but Susie is a mystery to me. Marcus says he's now feeling very paranoid, since everything is up to Susie and he has no idea what she'll do. Susie tells Marcus that if the Kota Six were to make it to the Final Six intact, she wants to know what would then happen to her. She doesn't want to settle for the bottom of that totem pole. "I need to be in the Top 3," she says, and Marcus is rendered speechless. "Marcus is basically the king. But I have the power right now to just cut his head off," Susie says, taking the both Corinne's nonsensical violence threat crown and Randy's fictional King of Gabon crown in one line. Impressive. Susie says that if she switches alliances, it's Marcus's fault. Oooh, Susie is playing a very dangerous game here. If it doesn't totally backfire in her face, things could get interesting.

It's the next day, and Matty and Sugar find mail in the treemail box. Matty screams "we've got MAAAIIIIIL!" for some reason, but the rest of Fang pay him no mind as they're busy strategizing about their easy road to the Final Six. Randy says he was thinking that it might not be a bad idea for them to intentionally lose the next immunity challenge, since the three of them are much stronger than Marcus, Bob, and Susie. If Fang loses, then, they'll be able to get rid of Matty and that'll improve their numbers in case Susie defects. Or, as Randy puts it, "what Crazy Susie does." Corinne tells us that she was happy to hear from Randy that Matty should go next, since that's how she feels as well. Randy tells us that Matty will be voted out next, just in the case of the "one in a billion chance" that Sugar was smart enough to find the idol. Yes, that one in a billion chance that Sugar didn't spend enough time on Exile "Island" to have dug up the entire place and found the idol even if she hadn't been able to figure out those clues.

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