Survivor

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Suddenly Susie

Happy music plays us onto the beach, where, sure enough, there's a table full of food waiting for both tribes. There are hugs all around, and for some reason, Susie gives Charlie a hug as if they're meeting for the first time, which means that either she just wanted a cuddle or she's really oblivious. Matty tells us that seeing all that food was "sooo nice. It was so nice." But he says it in his adorable surfer boy accent, which makes the lack of eloquence okay. Before the players sit down to eat, Matty reads a note on a box that says that it may only be opened after the feast, as once it's opened, the feast is over. That's mighty suspicious, but the contestants don't really care because they are so hungry. Sugar digs into the chicken wings. Bob enjoys some fruit punch and/or sangria. And Crystal tries not to knock over the entire table like she did with Fang's rice. Holding a goblet full of alcohol and superiority in one hand, Randy tells us that he doesn't know what's in the box other than it ends the fun and starts the game again, so he isn't in any hurry to open it. Meanwhile, I don't see any bats on the table. Remember last season, when they were obsessed with making the contestants eat bats? And they actually put the bats on the table of the merge feast like anyone would eat one when there was non-bat food to be had? Except that James actually did eat the bats, because he's weird.

Ken stuffs his face, then notices a piece of paper with writing under it hidden a nearby bowl. The word "immunity" can be seen clearly, but before Ken can tell Matty what's going on, Charlie sees the clue as well, and stands up and points to it with a loud "what's that?" Charlie is clearly the master of subtle game-playing. Ken grabs the clue and reads it, being careful (and looking mighty obnoxious) to make sure Charlie can't see it. He tells us that the note said he could keep it to himself or share the information with everyone. Charlie tries to grab it from him, and the weakest tug-of-war ever ensues. The other side of the table is full of Kota people who don't really care what's going on because they don't think they need to care. Immunity, schmimmunity -- they're the Kota Six! They'll go all the way, even though one of their members is Susie, who Corinne hates and Randy thinks is insane and can't be trusted! Ken tells us that he knew his cover was blown, so he gives the clue to Charlie, who tosses it to the rest of his team. Ken says he had a chance to get his own immunity idol, but "Charlie blew it for" him. I think Ken blew it by staring at the clue and then whispering about it to Matty instead of finding a way to grab it before Charlie or anyone else could see it. He took his time, and now it's gone.

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