Reward challenge! Today the tribe will be divided into three teams of three. Each team has a bunch of ceramic tiles, and each team member will take turns throwing metal balls at the other teams' tiles to try to break them. Once your tiles are all broken, your team is out. Last team left standing wins a white-water rafting trip and a picnic of sandwiches, chicken wings, and brownies. For some reason, it's the brownies that everyone gets all excited about. The winning team will also choose one person from the losers to go to Exile.

On the black team, we have Debbie, Brendan, and J.T. The red team is Tyson, Taj, and Douche, and the white team is Stephen, Sierra, and Erinn. Let's face it: the white team doesn't have a chance, mostly because of Stephen. Let's also face it: I love Taj, but with all my heart and soul I do not want her team to win although it would be kind of funny to watch Douche attempt to white-water raft, only to reveal that he has no ability at it whatsoever because he's full of crap. Alternately, if he's not full of crap, it would still be funny to watch him be attacked by a tiny tribe of Indians on the river banks. Douche, Stephen, and Debbie head up to the platform to throw, and J.T. is not pleased to see Stephen is aiming for his team's tiles. The players throw, and amazingly, they all connect. Although I guess it's not that amazing since they're aiming for the closest tiles. Let's see Douche break a tile that isn't practically lying at his feet. Of course, he's gracious in victory, giving Brendan a "come on, let's go" as he descends the platform he was no doubt born to stand atop.

Hey everybody, this reminds me of a story. Only two people in the world know this, but this one time, I was in rehearsals for this play my friends and I were going to perform for the Duke of Athens upon his marriage to the Amazonian queen, when this mischievous fairy named Puck gave me a donkey head. It scared all my friends away, but then the queen of the fairies totally fell in love with me, which was kind of weird but I went with it anyway. But then she got all distracted and gave away her Indian changeling to Oberon, the king of the fairies, which was all good in the end because he then made her fall out of love with me and also transformed my head back to normal. There were also these other four young people of a higher social class who were running around nearby, but I didn't have much to do with them. Anyway, that all really happened.