Survivor

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And so, Probst calls the tribes in. He's sure to address Fang the Corinne way, with the long A, as he reveals that Marcus went home last night. Corinne and Sugar put their hands on their mouths, and Corinne lets out a muffled "oh my god." Behind the girls stands Matty, who looks pretty freaking thrilled. Charlie closes his eyes in deep pain and tries to kill himself with his mind. As Kota takes its mat, Matty winks at Ken several times. Probst is loving every second of this, and asks Corinne how she feels about Marcus leaving, pointing out that she looks miserable. Corinne doesn't know how to shut up, so she says "I'm pissed, yeah. He didn't deserve to leave the game." Ken sees right through Corinne's bullshit and asks who does deserve to leave, then. "It's a game. We all deserve it," Susie says, one step closer to having her face stabbed off. Charlie says that he's sad to see Marcus go since he didn't complain, unlike a lot of other people. Ken interrupts him to ask, again, why Marcus didn't deserve to go. "He earned his right to be here longer," Corinne says. Good god, do those Onion alliance people have a ridiculous sense of entitlement or what? I mean, really? Why doesn't Corinne just be honest and say she's pissed because she thought she had this game in the bag and now she doesn't? Especially now that Ken probably wants her ass gone ASAP, the way he's glaring at her. By the way, the whole time Corinne was shooting her mouth off about Marcus the Magnificent, Matty kept that awesome shit-eating grin on his face. That was a great.

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