Survivor

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It's also nighttime, and Forza better watch out because the moon is heading straight for their camp! Or maybe the cameras just need to back up off the moon. The closer you get, the less flattering the shot is. Douche and Tyson go off to talk in the moonlight, and Douche tells him that he loves and trusts J.T. with all his heart, and he said that Brendan has the idol. Tyson is pretty sure this is true. Various shots of cockroaches are seen as Douche proposes an alliance with Stephen and J.T. and Tyson can't stop sucking on his finger, which is probably all dirty and stuff. Tyson thinks an alliance like that would be "deadly" (in a good way, I'm guessing). Douche whisper-interviews that the first rule of war is to cut off the dragon's head, and that dragon is Brendan. Okay, what war is that? The war in World of Warcraft? Because dragons aren't actually real. Nevertheless, Douche deems his new plan "awesome." And then one last shot of a cockroach, just because the editors hate Douche that much.

Meanwhile, Joe limps around camp. That's all.

Tyson talks to Stephen about getting rid of Brendan. Stephen says Brendan underestimates everyone else in this game, which is probably true. Tyson says Brendan told him he didn't have the idol and he wanted to take Tyson to the final, and Tyson doesn't believe either of those things. He proposes an alliance of Stephen, J.T., Tyson, Douche, and Debbie. "Oh, good," Stephen says. Yes. Very good. Stephen interviews that so far, Tempura has shown itself to be a fractured tribe without the strong bonds it would need to form a united front against the Jalapeño minority. Meanwhile, I see that Douche didn't even hesitate to claim the new hammock for himself. Stephen continues that Tempura is full of "power dynamics" that should be "very easy to exploit." And when even J.T. can figure that out (although not present that argument quite so eloquently), you know Tempura is full of transparent fools. Tyson tells Stephen that once they get rid of Brendan, the game is theirs to win. Stephen smiles. Tyson laughs evilly.

Survivor

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