Survivor
Survivor

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Fallen Comrats

In his final words, Tom props his head up with his arm. Sad flute music plays in the background as he says, "Well, well. Look at old Big Tom now." It's been a journey and he wants to say a "special thanks" to Lex Loser and Ethan for making an alliance with him and sticking with it. He says he wouldn't have made it this far without them. He signs off with, "Love, peace, and hair grease!" He'll see us all later. I hope so!

Cingular salutes Kimj. At least someone does.

Flashing lights in the boma at 4:30 in the morning on Day 38. It's a panty raid! It's an alien abduction! It's the roving Wamba discotheque! Actually, it's just Just Peachy, who has arrived with his torch to wake up the S3 and take them on an excursion. Ethan mumbles, "What up? Come on in, buddy!" and Lex Loser rolls over and stares the stare that will haunt Wing Chun all the rest of her days. ["It's true. It will." -- Wing Chun] They want to know where they're being taken, and Peachy says, "We got a big fun day!" I don't know what kind of fun they'll be having without Big Fun Tom around to liven things up, but that's on them. Peachy wants to know how the night watch was; Kimj says it was "uneventful," but Lex Loser thinks it sucked because he was up sick the whole night. Peachy wants to know, "Are they gone?" and then Kimj points out that Lex Loser wasn't helpful with the night watch. Lex Loser answers Just Peachy that thirty minutes ago he was still crapping. In a confessional, he tells us that he was up all night with diarrhea and cramps. He says he couldn't hold down water and "it's just one of those things." Peachy asks, "You went twelve or thirteen times last night, at least?" and Lex Loser says it just didn't stop. At first, I thought Peachy was showing extraordinary concern, but now I think he repeated what Lex Loser had said because the cameras didn't pick it up the first time. Lex Loser tells us that the game doesn't stop, and "it's the real deal." If you're not on your game or if something happens to you at any point, "that's just tough." He's wearing a new necklace in this confessional. Ethan is also wearing a new necklace with a tusk hanging from it; he tells us in a confessional that he is both excited and frustrated by the twists and turns of the game.

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