Survivor
Survivor

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Fallen Comrats

Peachy asks, "Who are Sage, Hunter, and Jocelyn Rose?" Surprisingly, they're not the children of Mr. I. M. Crayola. They're Frank's kids, and what kind of stupid question was that?

The last question asks, "Which female survivor does not have anything pierced, including her ears?" We see close-ups of naked ears as Peachy warns the S4 to keep their last answers "very private" as they deliberate; he then encourages them to take a guess. Kimj hams it up trying to look like she doesn't know the answer, but I think she does. She answers that it's Kelly, and Peachy removes any suspense from the others' answers by telling her she's correct. Ethan guesses Linda, Lex Loser guesses Lindsey, and Tom guesses Jessie. Peachy doesn't even bother putting the immunity dog collar around Kimj's neck; he just hands it off to her and phones in the "well-earned" line. Kimj is now "immune" to the Tribal Council voting, and thus guaranteed a spot in the final three. Peachy cites her participation in "every single challenge we've had" as "a great achievement." That's like congratulating someone on good attendance. It doesn't mean anything except they never had anything better to do. But also, did Kimj never sit out on any of the team challenges when the numbers were uneven?

Peachy does his standard "somebody's goin' home" line, and then begins the voting. Kimj votes for Tom and says, "Sorry, buddy. You were great fun, but you started playing that manipulating game, setting one person up against the other. That just doesn't cut it with me." She pronounces "manipulating" as "mani-poo-lating" Ethan takes a little nap on the podium, and then says the vote is the exact thing he didn't want to happen. He says it's not personal; it's every man for himself, and he has no prayer of beating whoever he's voting for in the jury. He respects that person, though, who carried him all the way. Lex Loser votes smugly. Tribal trill! Tom votes for Lex Loser and says it's been a hell of a lot of fun kicking ass together "all the way from sixteen." He says they would have done it again tonight if the "wrong woman" hadn't won immunity. He wishes Lex Loser good luck and says, "It's been fun; one of us has gotta run."

Tally ho, Just Peachy! He returns with the Urn of Survivors Past and proceeds with the reading of the votes. The first is for Tom, who shakes his head and grins. The next vote is for Lex Loser, but since Tom can recognize -- we hope -- his own vote, he already knows the rest are for him if he knows anything at all about Peachy's "tallying" skills. And so it goes. Lex Loser is more crazy-eyed than usual as Tom shakes everyone's hands and tells them to enjoy the rest of the game. Peachy looks regretful as he extinguishes Tom's torch, and Big Tom simply says, "Goodbye, Jeff. Thank you." Except I thought he said, "Goodbye, dear." Hee. Ethan looks sad. Peachy tells the S3, "Get a good night's sleep. You're gonna need it."

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