I take a deep breath as Sue gets up. Here is her speech in its entirety. Honestly, I can't improve on this.
Um, I have no questions. I just have statements. Rich, you are very openly arrogant, pompous human being. [that whole sentence = sic] I admire your frankness with it. You have worked hard to get where you're at and you started working hard way before you come to the island. So with my work ethic background, I give that credit to you. But on the other hand, your inability to admit your failures without going into a whiny speech makes you a bit of a loser in life. [Colleen giggles and turns away. Santa Claus marks Sue off his good list and starts writing her name on the bad one.] Kelly...the rafting persona queen. You did get stomped on national TV by a city boy that never swam let alone been in the woods or jungle or rowed a boat in his life. [again, sic] You sucked on that game. Anyways, I was your friend, at the beginning of this, really thinking that you were a true friend. I was willing to be sitting there and put you next to me. At that time you were sweeter than me. I'm not a very openly nice person. I'm just frank, forward and tell it the way it is. To have you sit there next to me and me lose $900,000 just to stomp on someone like this. But as the game went along and the two tribes merged, you lied to me. Person that you are, you're very two-faced and manipoolative [even more sic] to get where you're at an' where you are in life. That's why you fail all the time. ["Interesting," Kelly says weakly.] So at that point of the game, I decided then to go out with my alliance with my family and to hold my dignity and values in check and hoping I hadn't lost too many of them. And, uh, play the game as long as possible and hang in there as long as possible. But Kelly, go back to a couple of times Jeff said to you what goes around comes around. It's here. You will not get my vote. My vote will go to Richard. And I hope that is the one vote that makes you lose the money. If it's not, so be it. I'll shake your hand and I'll go on from here. But if I was ever to pass you along in life again and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you. And do whatever they want with ya. With no ill regrets. [Even Rudy looks shocked here.]
[Big, actorly-voice finale] I plead to the jury tonight to think a little bit about the island that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of only two things. Snakes and rats. And in the end of mother nature, we have Richard the snake -- who knowingly went after prey -- and Kelly, who turned into the rat that ran around like the rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake. I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way mother nature intended to be. For the snake to eat the rat. [dirty, dirty stare. Sue sits down. Commercial.]