MONDO EXTRAS

Kel then tells us in a confessional that either the others don't like him or they want to sabotage his character. Or maybe it's because he got caught sneaking off to masturbate in some bushes. In any case, Kel's done a pretty decent job of sabotaging his own character with his excessive self-aggrandizement, apparently, on the talk show circuit. He tells us he won't bring up the issue again because he's more interested in developing a solid team. But we know he won't have the chance to bring up the issue again.

It's Day 6 and that means it's time to see Kimmi's black, mangrove-worm-crud-covered tongue again! Both seasons of Survivor have featured cast members with exceptionally long (and forked, in one case) tongues. Just something to think about. Tina's inability to eat bugs sends Ogakor to Tribal Council where Peachy summarizes that Kel couldn't "overcome the stigma of being the loner, and accused beef jerky smuggler." Hee. We again see some votes we didn't see last time: Jerri tells Kel, "You made it too easy to cast this vote too early in the game." Tina says she's sure he's a good "military person," but that he made the least effort to fit in. Colby votes and says, "Thanks for playing. We have some nice parting gifts for ya." As I said before: hee.