Back at Kucha, Kimmi says she thinks the tribe should conserve its chickens. Alicia immediately gets in her face and says they need protein every day. Suddenly, it's Springer Break at the Kucha camp. Kimmi wants to know "what the hell's up [Alicia's] butt," and Alicia starts in with the finger-waving in Kimmi's face. Elisabeth just stands there in the middle of it. Kimmi tells Alicia not to wave her finger in her face and Alicia responds, "I will always wave my finger in your face," which is some kind of threat. ["And was unanimously voted the catchphrase of 2001 by all present in Wing and Glark's living room. Djb, is your finger still waving? 'Cause it better be." -- niki] Basically the argument centers around Alicia being "tired of [Kimmi] and the fuckin' chickens." Alicia storms off and Kimmi seems overwhelmed. In a confessional, Alicia tells us she doesn't "really appreciate [Kimmi] to begin with," but that she tried to walk away from the situation before it "potentially turned ugly," but that Kimmi wouldn't let her. She says it "made me wanna just run up and grab her by the throat, but I, I had to keep my wits about me." Common sense dictates, however, that in order to maintain one's wits, one must have wits to maintain in the first place. Jeff is upset because he missed the drama, and Alicia repeats that she never liked Kimmi and that when Kimmi "jumps on me, I will go at her guns loaded." Alicia, who did all the jumping, doesn't need guns against Kimmi.
Episode Report CardJoanna: B- | 516 USERS: C+
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