It comes down, in the end, to Lill's husband and Big Dumb Dan. Burton, predictably, sends Lill's hubby into the water so that Jon can get all the scoopage about Dead Old Granny Fairplay. Lill says that she totally understands this, and her soon-to-be-soaked husband will, too. They're going to let Jon have some time alone with his tragedy. I would point out that based on where Big Dumb Dan is standing right now, somebody else threw him a vote besides that first one from Sandra, and it's interesting that they didn't show us who it was. Anyway, Lonnie goes into the ocean, and Lill leans over and gives Jon a big kiss on the cheek, as she is wont to do. Jon goes around and hugs everybody, telling them how grateful he is for everything. Jon bounds over to give a huge embrace to Big Dumb Dan. Burton remarks to BDD that Jon has lost about thirty pounds, and BDD says he thought Jon gained ten. Is that wit? Because Jon is scrawny? Oh, BDD, you witty, witty thing.
Jeff announces that the result of the reward challenge events is that Idiot Jon and BDD will have the camp to themselves for twenty-four hours -- the rest of the castaways are being banished to a separate beach with a machete and some matches. This may sound kind of bad, but of course, not having to spend your evening with Idiot Jon and BDD is its own reward, giving the reminiscences about fictional sexual conquests that seem sure to follow. Everyone hugs, and Jon explains that BDD is known to him as "Thunder-D." Good gracious, what a fuckwit he is, seriously.