Both groups hike to the new camp, which looks like a pretty awesome beach to me. Elisabeth does some Middle Eastern chanting. Jeff says "Hey, baby" in his Austin powers voice or maybe that's his own voice, it's difficult to say. Suddenly they're all in the water and Rodger is hanging onto something and floating on it for dear life. We then see there's a crate on the beach, and Jeff thinks it looks like a picnic. Tina hears the word picnic and hustles over, asking if there are any Dureet Toes. She really does. Lamber reads the clue, which tells them to make a new flag and pick a name. The last line is, "Here's a toast to your efforts and the second half of the game," and Lamber messes up her inflection while reading and emphasizes the "second half" part instead of the "here's a toast" part, and then realizes that she sounds silly and her voice cuts away. If Jerri had just read it first, Lamber could have practiced getting the inflection just right. As mambo music plays they all start digging into crackers and cheeses and what looks like figs and this monstrous berry plate on a pedestal. Nick tells us he's irritated that everyone just dug in and that the girls just started "yappin' and screamin' and I was like, oh, I had to back up." Elisabeth is crying, running in place, and yelling about cheese. Tina tells the group she's never had wine in her life and that she may get drunk. How is it possible that she's never had wine? Jerri says she hasn't been so excited since she was little -- so maybe that explains a bit about Jerri's pitiful life. They all continue to pig out and drink wine. The cameramen like to get right up in their faces as they stuff them, which grosses me out. Lamber thinks it's "so great" because she's being served. Then the festive mood breaks as Jeff tells us in a confessional that he saw Colby and Jerri walking off and whispering, and that he also saw Keith and Colby whispering and pointing at Kucha tribe members. He says he thought they were getting along well, "and it started. We weren't together fifteen minutes and it started."
Episode Report CardJoanna: B | 502 USERS: C+
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