And now, it's open season on Bozo the Keith. I guess everybody doesn't love a clown. In an interview, Colby says that Bozo the Keith is the reason he and Tina got so far, and that they'd tried "every way possible" to figure out how to vote Bozo the Keith off instead of Rodger. He says that you sometimes have to keep people around even though you don't want to. Tina then tells us that Bozo the Keith couldn't have gotten to the final three on his own. She says that they they've pulled him along because they needed a third, and that they've "kept Bozo the Keith around for [only] that reason." At camp, Colby says that Bozo the Keith got them where they needed to be, and that the best part was that he didn't win a million dollars. Colby says, "No matter what happens, Bozo the Keith Famie didn't win a million bucks." We then hear evil cackling, and I try to figure out where Jerri's hiding. Colby tells us that Bozo the Keith didn't deserve a place in the final two. Not finished with making Bozo the Keith feel like crap, Tina starts guilt-tripping Colby. She says that she's always had a minimum-wage job, except when she was a flight attendant. Oh, how I can picture that. In the background we see that "Tina loves Dale" is etched on something. She goes on to say she's never felt like a contributing factor in her household, and that she'll be happy to contribute when she gets home.
In the morning, the S2 hug and pack up the camp. They may be the castaways, but I'm the one who's dying here. Couldn't they have injected some excitement into this? There's been about two viably interesting minutes out of everything we've seen so far. Colby tells us that it's a great day, and that they've done all they can do regarding how the game plays out. Tina tells us that she feels joy, peace, and closure; she's going to spend the day taking "visual pictures." As opposed to the other, non-visual kind. Suddenly the two of them are perched together on a giant rock and you can't tell me Mark Burnett didn't carry them up there himself. Colby tells us that they are at the highest point visible from their camp, and that this is the appropriate place for them to be. They count kangaroos and Colby says he'll miss "kangaroos running wild." Tina tells us that Colby's actions are "wide open" and that he didn't go on Survivor to make friends. A well-spoken Colby then earnestly tells us that you've got to wear both a white hat and a black hat while playing the game, and that "you've got to switch hats a lot." He concludes, "Hopefully in the end you wore a white hat more of the time than you did a black hat." And I think he did. It's then time for Colby to praise Tina; he says she's played the game artfully and has known the whole time where she was headed.