Where the credits would usually be, Bozo the Keith tells us again that playing was his honor, and that the game gave him the opportunity to look at his life and learn about himself. I'll give him credit for being gracious, if not graceful.
We now get the tricky and effects-laden foot-cam and night vision-cam at once. They're really pulling out all the stops. Tina tells us that leaving Tribal Council usually sparks a wide range of emotions. She says that Mad Dog's departure was "a sad day at the Ogakor camp," and she still doesn't tell us what her so-called "promise" was. She then says that voting Elisabeth off was "awkward" because they really loved her. She also says, with a perky lilt in her voice, that they've sometimes been happy to vote someone off, and we know she's talking about Jerri. Colby shrieks, "Gol-lee!" Tina tells us that this return to camp was "sheer exhilaration." They discuss how they no longer need to conserve their food and how they can break down the tent. Tina says that she accomplished what she wanted to do by making the final two; she then tells Colby that she can't even comprehend the experience. Then it's Colby's turn to tell us that returning from Tribal Council was the best feeling he's had in forty-two days. Randomly, Tina looks around the camp and asks, "What else can we burn?" She then says, "Poor Bozo the Keith, this was his favorite thing to do." You'd think Bozo the Keith's apparent pyromania would have merited at least one fifteen-minute segment. But no, it's time for more reflection on the part of the S2. Tina says that she doesn't know whether Bozo the Keith would have kept her around if he'd won immunity. Colby thinks that Bozo the Keith wouldn't have kept him around, either. Bozo the Keith would have kept around his new friend Johnny. Colby tells us that his only objective in winning immunity was to keep immunity from Bozo the Keith. As Colby and Tina play backgammon, Colby calls Tina a sore loser and asks when the last time she won something was. Tina mentions the reward challenge, which wasn't the answer Colby was looking for.
And now, it's open season on Bozo the Keith. I guess everybody doesn't love a clown. In an interview, Colby says that Bozo the Keith is the reason he and Tina got so far, and that they'd tried "every way possible" to figure out how to vote Bozo the Keith off instead of Rodger. He says that you sometimes have to keep people around even though you don't want to. Tina then tells us that Bozo the Keith couldn't have gotten to the final three on his own. She says that they they've pulled him along because they needed a third, and that they've "kept Bozo the Keith around for [only] that reason." At camp, Colby says that Bozo the Keith got them where they needed to be, and that the best part was that he didn't win a million dollars. Colby says, "No matter what happens, Bozo the Keith Famie didn't win a million bucks." We then hear evil cackling, and I try to figure out where Jerri's hiding. Colby tells us that Bozo the Keith didn't deserve a place in the final two. Not finished with making Bozo the Keith feel like crap, Tina starts guilt-tripping Colby. She says that she's always had a minimum-wage job, except when she was a flight attendant. Oh, how I can picture that. In the background we see that "Tina loves Dale" is etched on something. She goes on to say she's never felt like a contributing factor in her household, and that she'll be happy to contribute when she gets home.