Survivor
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Breakfast In Soaking Wet Bed

Finally, the boat arrives to take the group to breakfast, and they all head out, bidding farewell to the miserable ones left behind. The boat heads out into the water, and now it seems to be pouring rain again, and they're getting sopping wet. The boat arrives at a sandbar where there is a beautiful canopy bed, just sort of out on the beach in the rain, and this is their reward. HA HA HA! Awesome. It's like a rain delay at a Mariah Carey video. They walk to the bed and find that it's soaked through, and that the sheets are sopping wet. They are apparently made to get into the soaking bed anyway, because this is Burnett's playground and you will have fun, so they "snuggle" into the wet sheets and are finally served breakfast. As Sally explains it, as soon as they got the food, all was forgiven. They get coffee and juice and food and so forth, and Bruce says it was "fit for a king." Aside from the bacon, though, I'm not sure how much of it qualifies as the kind of food you'd actually need at this point. It's not like your body is dying to be nourished by a Danish. There's some fruit, and that's good, but it is not a protein-rich meal. They also drink mimosas, which would make me so sick in this situation, I cannot tell you. I'm always shocked that people can drink alcohol like they do when they're this starving for food.

Back at Gitanos, Terry and Shane are talking, and Terry is trying hard for a casual vibe while chattering on about why Aras picked Danielle. Terry tells us that he was trying to "coax out" what the structure of the alliance was, so that he could pluck off the people on the bottom. And you know, I'm thinking that Shane is unlikely to think that Terry is just talking to him about the workings of his alliance for absolutely no reason. I'm thinking Shane is going to catch on to this. And he's...Shane, you know? Of course, what's great is that Terry wouldn't actually need to know who's on the bottom. All he would need to do is convincingly claim he knows who's on the bottom. But that would mean lying, so I guess that's out. Anyway, Terry pokes Crazy Shane for a while, and Crazy Shane (looking especially crazy and disconnected from reality at the moment) makes remarks about how Terry might have the idol. Terry counters that the idol would only go so far, after all. As for the final four, Shane says, "I think it'll be me, Aras, Cirie, and Courtney." "I think we should put twenty dollars on it, Shane," Terry comments with what he thinks is an effortless grin. He then crows in an interview that he got this precious information out of Shane, that Bruce and Chiclets are at the bottom of that alliance. I'm not sure why he necessarily thinks that this information is all that valuable, given that Chiclets and Bruce aren't necessarily even going to believe it.

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