It's night-vision time back at camp. Robert thinks Neleh and Paschal will have "beer breath," and Tammy points out that neither of them drinks. The group complains that the wrong people won, and Tammy says she would have been "throwin' 'em back." In a confessional, Tammy tells us that she and the other tribe mates were sitting around thinking about the food the others would bring back. Do you think Neleh and Paschal will bring back food? Do you? Do you? I'm sure they will!
When Neleh and Paschal return, the camera closes up on Paschal's non-food-containing backpack. Neleh's hair is so clean that it's glowing. She either got highlights while on the boat, or else her inner angel is shining through. She and Paschal are welcomed back, and the others marvel at their cleanliness. Robert tells us in a confessional that the first thing he did was "stuff [his] face in Neleh's hair." Ick. He says it smelled "fantastic," like a baby's bottom. Okay, so he doesn't say that, but it would have been pretty gross if he did. Neleh launches into a detailed description of every aspect of her time on the boat, from where the bathrooms were, to the type of shampoo, to the loofah she used to scrub her ass. She says she literally had to peel "black flaky stuff" off herself, which is a kind of mean thing to point out to people who haven't yet had the opportunity to pull the same said "black flaky stuff" off their own bodies. In a confessional, Kathy tells us that Neleh was going on too long about the shower. She grumps, "She's so damn sweet." Neleh then moves on to a description of the meal, which is full of "and then after that!"s." Tammy tells us that the experience sounded wonderful, and that it sucked to hear Neleh go on about it. Neleh then says she wishes "so bad" she could have brought something back for the others. She feels horrible going on like this and wonders if Sean felt bad when he talked about their Marquesan feast reward last week. Sean says, "No, but then we also brought back some food." Hee!













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