Jeff reminds us that the votes are for the winner, and that it takes four to win. Long story short, it's a four-three vote, and the winner? Is Amber. She and Rob hug and smooch, and he mutters into her mic, "You win, baby," which I didn't think he knew was going to be heard, and which I thought was kind of endearing. The rest of the bitchy, self-involved cast stands around pretending to be happy, and Amber runs down to see her family and, most importantly, to show off her ring. There is hugging on stage, blah blah blah.
Well, that was weird. Next up: the aftermath, in which little has changed except that Lex has had time to reconsider his dick behavior and -- I'm not afraid to say -- recommit to it.