Survivor
Survivor

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Goodbye, Scuttling Crabs!

Now Vecepia tells Kathy that when asked who she wanted to end up in the finals with, she'd answered "Kathy." Kathy is flattered, and titters with excitement. ["She doesn't say who asked her the question, so that's a bit fishy." -- Wing Chun] Vecepia points out that they both have a 50/50 shot with the jury and says, "And far as deserving --" which is cut off by a high-pitched squeak from Neleh. Vecepia says, "Huh?" and Neleh repeats, "You guys haven't won yet." Vecepia acts surprised and asks, "What do you mean?" while Kathy insists that the discussion was just "in theory." In a confessional, Neleh tells us there is a lot of "arrogance in the air" from Vecepia and Kathy. She says she was just trying to finish up her "tattooing" while Kathy and Vecepia were going on about being in the final two together. Neleh is tired of "all this drama," and is once again proud to use her new, second-favorite expression. She then pops to attention and squawks that they're "throwing it in [her] face," and she doesn't think it's "very good sportsmanship."

The S3 move onto the "Fallen Comrades" portion of the episode, although we've been spared that titling from the editors this season. Flashes of crazy-eyed Peter Pandit play as the S3 pass his torch and no one even pretends to act sad. Patricia's torch is next, accompanied by the shot of Hunter gingerly applying sunscreen while she lasciviously wiggles around. Next is Hunter's torch; he does manly things, then Sarah rides on the raft like Cleopatra and sadly, they don't play as accompaniment the clip of Sean talking about her "boobs hanging out." There's also a clip of Sarah picking a wedgie. The Moppet ties some knots, and then Gina rows and smiles prettily. Neleh kisses her hand, then touches it to Gina's torch. Sarah sits on Rob's lap and offers forth a cameraful of boob, then Rob celebrates a win, but the S3 don't care about him. John queenily offers Kathy some coconut, and then reenacts the crucifixion under the waterfall. Zoe wiggles her butt, and has some rope in her mouth, then Tammy does push-ups and obnoxiously cheers for herself. Robert cries because he saw his sister, and intensely watches his fire during the fire-making challenge. Sean gives the peace sign on the waterfall, squeals about his balls, joyfully reacts, and uses the slingshot. Vecepia cries and kisses his torch. Paschal hugs everyone in his clips: Neleh, Sean in the surf, and an anonymous shoulder. Neleh sticks her tongue out at Paschal's torch, then kisses it and proclaims her love. Kathy cries too, but she's not hamming it up as much as Neleh is.

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