Survivor
Survivor

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At Boran, Ethan watches the Samburu members approach. He tells us in a confessional that when he saw Silas, Frank, and Teresa coming, he assumed they intended to steal Boran's flag or check out their living situation. Silas feels compelled to yell out all the names of the Boran members, but then he introduces himself to Ethan as if Ethan might not know his name: "I'm Boran. Silas." Poor Ethan hopefully says, "Are we switching homes?" Silas explains the situation, and then Ethan and Silas hug each other. Ethan tells us in a confessional that his stomach dropped when the tribal switch was revealed. He's upset because his two closest friends are now on the other team, and he'll have to start over at creating those bonds. Or he could just abide by the old bonds, but that would be too easy. Frank and Teresa head straight for Boran's huge water supply, and Clarence works the spigot for them. That water must taste really good to them, but sucks for Kelly, Tom, and Lex. Silas is amazed that Boran has a roof. In a confessional, he tells us he had a strong alliance, but ended up on Boran with the two most undesirable people from his former tribe. He announces to the group that "our minds right now are goin' crazy." The re-divided Boran tribe is hereby christened Boranew.

So we're now back at Sambutwo, and they're all talking over each other at once. It's bad like David Kelly, not good like last week's Buffy musical. Lindsey's voice cuts through the din: she wants to know if Boran did a lot of lying around, because "there's a lot of laying [sic]" at Samburu. Lex tells us in a confessional that Boran had been very careful about choosing their strategies to arrange for their own well-being, and therefore he was "completely blown asunder" by the switch. Lex asks Playskool whether they have a lot of wood; they say they don't and start to make excuses about it. Lindsey wants to know whether Boran was struggling, too, and Lex responds, "You should see how much we got stored up." In a confessional, Lindsey calls the re-division an incredible kink in the loop, and says it threw everything off; all confidence went completely down the drain.

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