Survivor
Survivor

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Joanna: A | 548 USERS: C+
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When a Woman Has a Trouble With Her Butt...

It's chaos as the challenge ensues and the goats all desperately try to get away from these reprehensible people. Tom flaps his arms at the goat. You'd think he'd know how to handle them from his farm training, but maybe the eleven other people running around and shouting are a huge distraction. Kelly and Frank push on each other. After getting nothing accomplished, Silas picks up one of the goats, which seems much easier than the running and the flapping and the grabbing and the no progress. Clarence also picks up a goat, and then all the competitors all start picking up goats. Fun music plays. Because picking up goats is FUN! Brandon looks bored with gatekeeping. We see Ethan making a cute smiley face as he runs with a goat. It's like Dances with Wolves except it's Runs with Goats. I like Ethan despite his tendency toward the paranoia; I like him even more here because his expression acknowledges the ridiculousness of his current situation. As the race nears the end, it's very close. Kimj's even carrying a goat, but it's just a baby. Clarence ups the ante by picking up two goats at once. They're both smushed together and their limbs are all willy-nilly -- it looks very uncomfortable for them. Clarence yells for Teresa to open up the gate. I'm not sure what's going on there, but he's very upset about the gate. Boranew wins the challenge despite gate issues. Sambutwo is pissed off at themselves. Peachy makes like it will be difficult for the winning tribe to return to their camp with the poultry booty, and Kimj responds, "If we can carry these goats, we can carry those chickens." Just make sure it's a baby chicken.

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