Survivor

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Sara M: B- | 1058 USERS: C+
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Two owls nuzzle each other as Taj arrives at Exile Island. And there he is, Football Star Eddie George! There is much screaming and hugging and even some kissing despite the fact that Taj has not brushed her teeth in over a month. Taj, now wearing Football Star Eddie George's nice clean T-shirt, interviews that when she saw her husband, she wanted a conjugal visit. I have to wonder if he felt the same way. On one hand, she looks great and they haven't seen each other in weeks. On the other, she's dirty and has been without soap and toilet paper for a long time. To really turn her husband on, Taj shows off her bug bites, but all Football Star Eddie George can see is the weight she lost. "She looks great!" he says. I love that his name text calls him "Eddie George" while everyone else's loved one usually just gets a first name or no name at all. He says she's dirty and doesn't smell too great, but there's something about her wild look that turns him on.

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