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I Said That Time May Change Me, But I Can Change Tribes

Back at Rotwo, Vecepia picks up sticks very slowly, and it seriously looks like the editors may have slowed this down just a little bit, but not enough to reveal that it's actually in slow motion. I've seriously never seen someone walk so slowly. Sean is glistening with sweat from picking up a few twigs, and at least Rob is actually carrying logs. When Sean takes a single twig under each arm, The Moppet looks on in disbelief. I mean, Brooke Shields worked harder than that! Rob tells us in a confessional that life at Rotwo is "two degrees shy of Hell." He says it's a night and day difference between their lives at the other camp, and proclaims it "absolutely terrible." He tells us, "These people are workaholics," and complains that he doesn't get a second to breathe with them always asking him to do something. We see Rob cutting some branches while John looks on -- and it really does look like John is judging Rob's work, but why wouldn't he be judging, since we know Rob's work would be nothing more than half-assed? John then snits because something they've just built is "good," but that they still need to make another because he doesn't like the first. Rob tells us, "Why give in to this bullcrap? That's all it is!"

Now Robert and Sean work on the fire pit together and Robert talks about how hard it is to dig ditches. In a confessional, Sean tells us there's been too much labor on the island and I'm sure we all saw this one coming: he says he feels "like the master is watching," and that he thought slavery was over. He concludes, "I hear the Roots theme as we speak, here," and looks off pensively in the distance. ["Shut the fuck up, Sean, you whiny bitch. I hope that when he got back to New York, some of his African-American neighbours who had immigrated from fucking NIGERIA where they imprison people for no good reason or from the CARIBBEAN where they are still trying to solve all the problems caused by colonialism or basically from ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD where people of all races experience ACTUAL HARDSHIP AND SUFFERING saw Sean on the street and recognized him from the show and remembered this moment and beat the shit out of him." -- Wing Chun] Sean and Robert roll a rock together, and Sean says that by the end of the day he just wants to relax and "sit around the fiya."

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