Rob and Sean now recline with their buffs over the bottom part of their faces like old-time train robbers. Sean holds up an imaginary microphone to Rob and wants to know how he's doing. Rob says that he doesn't like being at Rotwo and complains that the woman don't look half as good as they did as the other tribe. The editing makes it look like Zoe heard this, but I'm sure she didn't. Sean enthusiastically adds, "The women on our island had big boobs with, um, tiny bikinis!" Rob says that Rotwo is a tribe of eight men, and then corrects himself to say, "well, eight guys and one girl -- I think her name's John." First of all, that would be seven guys and one girl, and secondly, what kind of allegiance is that to Vecepia? As they snicker, the editors again make it look like John overheard the conversation, but as with Zoe, I don't believe he did. Tammy walks over and offers the reclining Rob and Sean some toasted coconut, prompting Sean to say, "Here's one of my favorite girls right here." She jokes that they only like her because she brings them food, which turns out to be not so much a joke. The two men lie there and stuff their faces, taking the coconut piece by piece while she squats next to them. She finally tells them just to take a handful so that she can bring some to the others. They thank her and oblige, but as soon as she's out of hearing distance they snark that she'll be of use to them "as long as she keeps serving." ["And, hi, who's treating who like a slave now, fuckers? I hate them both." -- Wing Chun] Sean's and Rob's mothers are either rolling in their graves, or rolling in Harlem and Canton, respectively. Tammy tells us in a confessional that Rotwo will still feed Sean and Rob if they decide not to work, but that "their asses will be gone -- first vote!" We then see Rob propose that he and Sean go on a hike tomorrow "around that corner over there" and "sit around all day." They high-five each other, because being lazy is fun! And I'm not making fun of that credo -- if you asked my husband, he'd say it was one to which I firmly subscribe. But then, I'm not on Survivor, am I?
Episode Report CardJoanna: A- | 512 USERS: C+
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