Survivor
Survivor

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I Said That Time May Change Me, But I Can Change Tribes

We now rejoin Maraanu, where Kathy has discovered the tribe's map. She actually admits to not knowing something, and says she's embarrassed to say she doesn't know how to pronounce the tribe's name. They all say variations of it, but none the same. Peachy pronounces it "Mar-a-A-mu," for the record, and I don't pronounce it at all, because it makes me feel silly. Gina tells us in a confessional that it was "unbelievable to actually see somebody that wanted to go get water," and says Maraanu got three new tribe members who "totally kick butt." As the tribe heads off to fetch water, Gina raves to Neleh about Hunter: how he provided water and food, and how they had so much in common, and that he was "so awesome" and the "nicest guy in the world." She doesn't say anything about how he was cute as could be; or how he showed off, splashing around; or how they went strolling and drank lemonade and how they stayed out 'till ten o'clock and how he got friendly holding her hand and how they made their true love vow, and how she wonders what he's doing now? And they also edit out the parts where Neleh says, "Tell me more, tell me more," and where Paschal and Kathy chime in, "Wella, wella, wella, uh!" and "Shoop baa baa, shoop baa baa, shoop baa baa yeah!" Those key omissions aside, we see that Sarah is bringing up the rear and most likely cannot hear any of Gina's ranting, but then suddenly she is ahead of Kathy and Paschal, so clearly her body has been digitally added there to make it seem as though she's in a position to overhear the conversation. Gina tells Neleh that she thought she was the one going that night, and that it "shocked the hell out of [her]." She still can't believe they got rid of Hunter, and then "jumped down [her] throat" for asking why. She chides, "Lazy, lazy."

Now they're at the tribe's water source -- most aptly described as a puddle -- and the new members of Maraanu are amazed, and not in a good way. Neleh thinks the other members of Rotu "would die" if they saw this poor supply, and Kathy practically hyperventilates from the shock. Gina calmly says, "Water's water when it's boiled, so..." and Kathy insists that of course she knows that and was just exclaiming because of the humor in the situation. Ha! Ha! Ha! Kathy tells us in a confessional that it's different and weird to be away from Rotu because there, they'd all gotten used to how annoying she was, and now she has to start over with these new folks. Actually, she says it's because it's so "kicked back" at Maraanu and that the members of Rotu were "workaholics." I don't really know what she's talking about, though, since there's only Gina and Sarah at Maraanu from Maraamu, and only Sarah is lazy. Now the former members of Rotu talk about their shellfish supply, and Kathy plays down its plenitude because she wants to seem more special because she found it. Gina tells us in a confessional that she knows the others are disappointed to have joined Maraamu because they had such a tight bond at Rotu and were doing so well. She also points out that they now claim the majority of both new tribes and can just pick off all the former Maraamus. She concludes, "I definitely would not mind it if that happened on the other side. They deserve what they get."

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