Survivor
Survivor

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Joanna: C | 553 USERS: C+
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A Cowboy, a Clown, and Two Third Graders...

Back at camp, everyone says that Colby's mom was quite a woman. They say nothing about her makeup. Colby tells us he was lucky but now it's time to "shift gears." He says they have to go to Tribal Council "and get rid of one of those people, if not myself." And now the S4 play with their new toys: Colby got a Texas flag bandana. Bozo the Keith brushes his beard hair with a little comb. Colby tells us that his only loyalty is to Tina. Bozo the Keith combs his beard again.

At the challenge, Peachy announces that they've been there for 39 days and "[their] once-strong bodies are withering away." Nice! He says this challenge will test the sharpness of their minds. It's Outback Memory, people -- I'm not explaining it. Peachy then tells Colby, "This thing is molding itself to your neck" as he takes the immunity necklace from him. Bozo the Keith goes first and uncovers a femur bone and a nest. I do think this would be more confusing because they don't have an aerial view. Tina uncovers a wooden kangaroo and gourd. Elisabeth gets an emu egg and a wooden Kangaroo, leaving it wide open for Colby who gets the first match. It sounds like the Carmina Burana is playing in the background. Someone uncovers a flute -- I think they were strapped for material and bought all this stuff at the airport. Elisabeth then has the misfortune of uncovering the "'roo doo." Colby thinks it looks like "burnt marshmallows." After some "suspense," Colby gets his seventh match -- the jawbones -- and clinches the victory. Peachy calls Colby's neck the "permanent home" of the idol. He then does some more word-slurring when he says, "I dno how you're gonna vote, I dno how you're gonna figure this out, but you can head back to camp to think about it." Tina pats Elisabeth's shoulder as they head back. Or at least Tina pretends to pat Elisabeth on the shoulder as she really tapes on a "Vote for Me" sign.

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