Sugar votes for GC, saying she's only doing this because he said he wanted to go home. Also, she used two pieces of paper. Wasteful bitch. GC votes for Kelly, saying he had to vote for someone besides himself. We don't see anyone else's vote. They'd better all say Sugar. Not because I don't like Sugar, but because I love a good blindside and I want to see something good come out of Fang.
Probst grabs the urn and asks if anyone wants to play the idol. Everyone looks at Sugar, who stays seated. Crystal has a happy look on her face. I will be very impressed if they actually followed through with this blindside. First vote: GC. Second vote: GC. GC is getting ready to grab his stuff and go. Kelly gets a vote from GC. And then ... GC gets three votes. Aw, crap. No blindside. With the fourth vote, GC is done. Oh, suck. LAME! I am very disappointed in you, Crystal, Matty, Ken, and Kelly. Probst snuffs GC's torch, and he turns to wave good-bye to his tribe, but they're all stone-faced and angry. GC leaves to do some non-suffering with Michelle, Paloma, Gillian, and Jacquie. Good riddance, quitter. Probst tells Fang to dig deep and stuff. And then over the credits, GC tries to tell us that he isn't a quitter even though he totally is. In GC, the C doesn't stand for "Sizzle." It stands for "Suck."
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