Survivor

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Sara M: B- | 788 USERS: B-
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Elephantitis

"Is GC sad or something?" Kelly asks. You know what, Kelly? If you don't have any to contribute to a conversation other than a question with a totally obvious answer, then maybe you should consider not speaking up at all. Matty says he thinks so. "Like he misses home, or?" Kelly asks. Ace observes all of this and couldn't be happier. He says his tribe is falling apart, and today's argument was "brilliant." You'd think he'd at least get the English accent back when he was saying Englishy things, but no. Ace says he couldn't have planned that argument better himself. Which is good, since I have yet to see him actually plan anything. Seems to me he just sits around watching as everyone else self-destructs, and then tries to make it look like he's somehow responsible.

Crystal has to go into the hut to apologize to Big Baby GC, saying she was just joking with the eat your rice commands. I think it was very big of her to do that (then again, everything about Crystal is big), but he doesn't even answer her. He tells us he's had enough with the people he's out here with and needs to get back to real life, where apparently no one bosses him around, because this game is changing him, and not for the better. How sad for GC that he doesn't realize that the person he's turning into in this game is the person he really is, because maybe then he could learn something and be a better person. "I got to figure some things out," he says.

GC is still there after the break when Fang gets the treemail, which gives clues about gravity and comes with a small ball. Crystal thinks they're going to be inside the ball and rolled down a hill, which would be extremely ambitious for a Survivor challenge, but they did step it up with plexiglass in the reward challenge, so who knows? No one looks particularly thrilled about the upcoming challenge. Matty tells us that he doesn't have high hopes for their chances today because the Fang tribe is falling apart, mainly GC and Crystal. Crystal seems fine to me. The Worst Olympian Ever, but fine. While the rest of the tribe is enjoying a hearty pre-challenge meal of rice, GC takes the kayak out. Oh, is he going to drown himself? That would be intense.

Survivor

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