Meanwhile, Richard is out poking around in mysterious underwater holes while Caribbean music plays. He snags a baby shark and throws it in the net with a ray. What keeps the shark from eating the ray once they're in there together? Gervase tells us that fishing is "Rich's job." Gervase's job is quite obviously to keep them all entertained with his charming personality, except that they must be editing out all of the times when he exhibits said personality. As Richard comes in with the catch, Colleen seems to have acquired Idiot Seanvant's New York accent as she exclaims, "Four!" Richard holds up the net and says, "What a catch: a ray, a parafish, a catfish, and a nice little nurse shark." Akin to Gretchen's ghetto turn last week, Rich says in Greg's face, "Baby's got some protein today!" and Greg says, "Yeah," but it more like a "Yeah, right." As Greg marches up to the camp, he yells, "Get the torches going! Get everything happening! This is big time, you guys!" like he's a trumpeter. Or maybe a court jester. As Gervase cheers, "Fish! Fish!" instead of "Rich! Rich!" Richard says, "Now which of you sons of bitches wrote my name on a card last night?" and in the preview they made it look like this was a big confrontational moment but it's clearly said in jest here. Gervase's hand shoots up and is quickly followed by Greg's. Colleen looks around and raises her hand too and looks all proud of herself for getting away with it because she actually did vote for Rich. Idiot Seanvant sits there with a grinning dumb expression on his face like, "I thought Rich only got one vote at Tribal Council last week."
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