Survivor
Survivor

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Lill and Ryan S. have a chat in which she points out that Osten's real beef is that he isn't winning, so he wants to quit. I suspect that she's exactly right, actually, and that he also wants a lot of attention and stroking about how great he is and how much the team needs him. Lill calls out Osten's "my body cannot take it" routine as obvious crap, considering that he's been spotted playing coconut football with Andrew on the beach and looks perfectly hearty. "Piss-poor attitude, isn't it?" Lill says to Ryan. (The troop at home: "Oooooooh.") Ryan S. agrees. He later tells Tijuana about his conversation with Osten, and she's again depressed to hear that her sweet baboo is threatening to quit. She interviews that she was upset and disappointed in him for quitting, but not so much so that she doesn't try to keep him around, apparently. She goes to him and talks to him about it, and he tells her that he's not sure yet what he wants. "He has what it takes, in my opinion," she says. "That's what pisses me off."

Morgan makes its way to tribal council. When they're all seated around the fire, Peachy gives them his biggest asshole grin. Occasionally, I really love that about him. "Here we go again," he says. He asks them what the camp issues are. Andrew says that it's still all about sleep. The floor is uncomfortable, so everyone is hardly sleeping at all. Andrew blames this in part on having to rebuild the shelter after Sandra took the tarp. "Sandra took the tarp yesterday," Peachy points out. "So what did you do for the first five days?" Heh. I love it when you can insert, "ya maroon" at the end of all of Peachy's questions. Ryan S. answers that he thinks the reason they haven't resolved the situation yet is a simple lack of focus. He says he thinks they need a plan. He thinks they need "more teamwork and more unification." Everyone nods gravely at Ryan's plea for intra-tribe love, trying to remember how to spell his name.

Survivor

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