Survivor

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Sara M: B | 1145 USERS: B
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Community Idol

And so, while Rob and his cronies (a.k.a. the rest of the tribe with the possible exception of Jerri, who doesn't seem to be around, and Danielle, who is invisible) work on creating a tent (a.k.a. Shelter #14) using their twine and the tarp, Li'l Russell heads off to look for the idol. But how can he look for it without arousing the tribe's suspicions? Easy! He just yells to them "I'm going for a walk" and takes off. Towards the beach. Where everyone knows the hidden immunity idol is located. Rob immediately states the obvious: that Li'l Russell is probably looking for the idol. He calls to Sandra and orders her to stop collecting firewood and start following Li'l Russell. She obeys, making sure to drop another angry f-bomb on her way out: "let me look if he's down the beach, 'cause if he is, he's fucked." Sure enough, as Li'l Russell digs around some tree roots while wearing just his baggy red boxer briefs and baldness-concealing hat, Sandra spots him, despite his best attempts to hide in the bushes. It's hard to hide from people when you're being followed by a camera crew, Li'l Russell. "He's a stupid ass," Sandra declares. Ha! I love Sandra. She reports back to Rob, saying that Li'l Russell just "sealed his own fate." OH PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE TRUE PLEASE. Rob, Courtney and Douche state that they agree with this, but it still sounds too good to be true. "Russell's a bonehead," Rob interviews; "it was like the Hobbit on crack." AHAHAHAHAHA! If I'm not careful, Rob might take my recapping gig away from me. I never would have thought of "hobbit on crack." Rob says he doesn't trust Li'l Russell and wants to get rid of him "right away." Don't you dare get my hopes up, Rob!

Day 10 dawns at Camp Heroes. Tom and J.T. prepare their reward coffee, only to find a scroll hidden in the coffee jar. It's their clue to the immunity idol, of course, and J.T. reads it aloud for everyone. Like the Villains' clue, it tells them to dig around the roots of some trees by the beach. Tom interviews that he and Colby need to find the idol or else they're gone. With that, the hunt is on. As Cirie and Candice look on and provide some humorous running commentary, J.T. skulks around the beach while James pretends he's just taking a casual stroll. On the beach. Near some trees. While looking over his shoulder. Tom and Amanda run after him, while Cirie sticks by J.T., who mutters that he should have kept that scroll a secret from the rest of the tribe. Not like he really could have, since it was Tom who actually found it in the first place and announced its presence loud enough for everyone nearby to overhear. Tom is the first to find the three trees described in the clue, but he's quickly followed by Amanda and then James, who start digging next to him. It doesn't matter, as Tom spots a patch of loose sand and is quickly able to unearth and hide the idol in his sock with James and Amanda seemingly none the wiser. It seems like quite the accomplishment until you remember that James and Amanda aren't very wise to begin with.

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