Survivor
Survivor

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Well, hello there, Mr. Goodbar

The medics take Michael back to "Camera Camp" and lay him down on a cot where he just screams in agony. The other Kucha members huddle around. A helicopter arrives and the theme from Top Gun starts in. Not really, but it sounds like it. Rodger consoles Elisabeth as she cries. Mike is taken out on a stretcher and the six people carrying it surround him like pallbearers. Mike starts yelling "Kucha," through his painkillers and Alicia blows him a kiss. They're all saying "Bye, baby," and crowd around the stretcher. Mike's upset because he can't see Rodger. And then he's upset because he can't see Elisabeth. At this point, I think Mike's seeing Scooby Doo and Verne Troyer he's so high. He then says, "I'm lookin' at some brave beautiful people who I just have grown to love so much" and that they "know what to do." They tell him they love him, too. The helicopter takes off and the remaining Kucha members just stare at it and look sad. A fly lands on Nick's face. The Kucha members cover their eyes and wave as the helicopter takes flight. Rodger doesn't realize he's supposed to wave until he looks at Nick. Various Kucha members hug each other. Jeff hugs Alicia. Rodger hugs Elisabeth. And then Nick hugs Elisabeth and wishes she'd go and wash something so he can watch.

At Ogakor, Jerri checks the treemail and says, "Oh, no," in a very unconvincing voice. She then musters a more convincing "Oh my God." Ogakor cheers as Jerri heads back to camp with what they think is a clue until she says, "It's a little disturbing." She then reads, "There has been an accident at the Kucha camp and one of their members has been evacuated. As a result there will be no immunity challenge today and all five of you will continue to the merge." Lamber bleats an "Aaahhh Maaaaahhh Gaaaad" with happiness in her voice before she realizes this is supposed to be a sad moment. She contains herself for about one minute and then starts wondering what it means for the merger. She also says she hopes the injury wasn't a snakebite. Keith and Colby seem sincerely concerned.

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