In the tent, Jerri tells Lamber that she's going to bathe herself in chocolate when she returns; in response, Lamber says she'd like to bite into a backgammon chip because it's "like a peppermint patty." Lamber wasn't programmed -- I mean brought up -- to think about sex. She's Small Wonder Lamber. Jerri tells us in a confessional, "Right now I can actually, in my wildest fantasy, picture pouring hot chocolate all over some hot dude's bod, and having sex while licking it off at the same time." Ew. Hot chocolate? With or without the mini marshmallows? Seriously, these are details we don't need to know. Back in the tent Lamber gestures as to something chocolatey and Jerri bangs the backgammon board against her head repeatedly. But not repeatedly enough. Colby tells us he is irritated by the "moaning and groaning about Hershey kisses," and that we know what's really going on and "it ain't about the chocolate." Jerri and Lamber continue to squeal about vanilla ice cream with hot fudge "dripping all over the side" which causes more screaming and some bongo beating as well. Jerri and Lamber appear to be in competition regarding who can wear the most revealing, least practical pieces of clothing. Colby tells us the sex talk is "making for a very uncomfortable camping trip." Jerri then says in a confessional that Colby is afraid of her because the fantasy she has "about chocolate and sex definitely involves him." Maybe Colby is afraid of Jerri because she's evil. Just a thought. We then cut to another shot of Jerri and Lamber in the tent, and Jerri is beating on her bongos and shrieking that she can't take it anymore. Colby says, "I may be a lot of things but I ain't no Hershey bar," which seems to elicit laughter from the cameraman filming the confessional. Jerri and Lamber are still going on about candy bars and then Lamber yells out "meatball sub," which doesn't really involve chocolate, but Jerri screams that she loves those as well. Colby tells us, "Bring on Kucha, get rid of these goons, and let's get something going." Goons. Hee.