And then a bright, cheery Peachy voice pierces the silence and tells us to stay tuned for scenes from next week's episode and Michael's last words. I mean final words. I mean parting words.
Next time on Survivor: The tribes merge and have champagne for the occasion. According to Jeff, it has begun.
Mike tells us that winning will be anticlimactic and that he's sorry to leave. Except it sounds to me like this confessional was done before Mike's accident in a standard confessional. In any case, by all accounts Mike is now healthy and fully recovered. So why is it still so hard to mock him now?