For whatever reason, we don't have Tribal Council that night, but the next. And to fill more time, we get an Ozzy crazy dream montage, not unlike Shambo's dream sequence a few seasons back. That one also had a shot of a crab. Thanks for the laziness/walk down memory lane, editors!
The next morning, Ozzy complains of a headache while John complains of his poor challenge performance yesterday to Dawn, who just yammers on about how great it will be for him to get the redemption he truly needs on Redemption Island. Why hasn't John laughed in her face yet? He's just going along with these people. I don't get it. It's not like they aren't going to vote him out at this point, so why not make them feel as shitty as possible about it?
But then! Ozzy staggers around the forest and reminds us of his promise to John to direct the tribe vote Ozzy out in the hopes that he would beat Christine and give Savaii a numbers advantage. And after "some crazy dreams" last night, he's decided to do just that. Wow, I've done some pretty stupid things in my dreams - like accidentally wearing my pajamas to the mall - but nothing this dumb. Ozzy grabs the idol out of its hiding spot and puts it on to make a "grand entrance" back at camp. "You're amazing," the blonde girl says upon seeing Ozzy's idol. Really? Amazing? Really? Has she never seen something that is actually amazing before, so she has nothing to compare this to? That's the only explanation I can think of.













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