Survivor
Survivor

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Sara M: B | 631 USERS: C
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Trojan Man

A rainbow hangs out over the camp. I bet Rick shoots at rainbows back on his ranch. I wish we saw more of him. Instead, Douche tells the tribe that they have to look for the idol today. While the others get pumped up for the search, Douche doubles back and tells the camera that he already has the idol and he, Sophie, and Albert know it. I'm thinking the big reason why he wants to tell everyone else now is because he no longer trusts Sophie and Albert after they voted for Edna instead of Mikayla, but however you want to present it to us, Douche. He says they're going to play a little game of pretend so the others don't know that Douche, Sophie, and Albert had the idol all along. And then they have a prayer circle. Oh my god, what do non-Christians do on this show? Fake it, I guess.

After Douche asks God for the idol and to win the next challenge (greedy!), Li'l Li'l Russell adds his contributions. And then I think Douche got annoyed that Li'l Li'l Russell was the last person to talk to God so he comes back and talks to God and asks him for stuff again. Sophie interviews that she doesn't feel bad about lying to God by asking him for an immunity idol she already has because she's not the one talking, but it does her give "a little bit of an icky feeling" about Douche. Anyway, just when Douche thought he got the last word in, Li'l Li'l Russell jumps in with an "amen!" and all Douche can do is repeat him.

With that, the search for the idol that has already been found begins in earnest. Even useless Edna tries to find it! Douche and Sophie decide to check out the treemail instead, and find that the next challenge will involve "the best pairs of twins." Too bad they voted out Mikayla the model already! Now all they have is Sophie. This leads to a ridiculous interview from Douche, who acts like treemail is such a privilege to find and that they "rolled up" on the treemail just like they're about to "roll up" on a win. This challenge is extra-awesome for Douche, as it includes body paint so they can turn themselves into "warriors." Sophie reads this, then gives Douche a moment to celebrate before continuing on that this time, the painting has rules, and players have to pair up and paint themselves the same as their partner. Douche says they should grab the idol and head back to the group and show them that they just found the idol and treemail, so clearly, they are going to win everything.

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