And now is the time when Coach goes back to his Douche ways. You know it's coming because we're watching him wave his arms around from the point of view of a helicopter, which always means we're about to see a Douche Warrior Pose Montage. But this time, it begins with a prayer: "Father, you've been so faithful to me in this game," Douche says, like, I'm sorry, but now God is being faithful to Douche? Really? REALLY? Geez, you give this guy a tiny bit of adulation and he just can't handle himself. "I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy, Father," Douche Wayne Campbells. I love how the editors, clearly bored out of their skulls this season, put subtitles in for that even though it was easy enough to hear.
And then, the warrior poses. Douche narrates that his tribe is sad as a shot of the fucking sun hovers around Douche for no reason other than the fact that it's ridiculous before dissolving as Douche reaches the conclusion that if he tells the rest of the tribe that he has the hidden idol, it will surely lift everyone's spirits. Because nothing cheers someone up like finding out that someone else has immunity. Oh, and then the sun comes back and hovers over Douche for a while before expanding and fading out as an eagle sound effect plays. I mean, I could describe it here all day long but I could never do it justice. I love bored editors.
A rainbow hangs out over the camp. I bet Rick shoots at rainbows back on his ranch. I wish we saw more of him. Instead, Douche tells the tribe that they have to look for the idol today. While the others get pumped up for the search, Douche doubles back and tells the camera that he already has the idol and he, Sophie, and Albert know it. I'm thinking the big reason why he wants to tell everyone else now is because he no longer trusts Sophie and Albert after they voted for Edna instead of Mikayla, but however you want to present it to us, Douche. He says they're going to play a little game of pretend so the others don't know that Douche, Sophie, and Albert had the idol all along. And then they have a prayer circle. Oh my god, what do non-Christians do on this show? Fake it, I guess.
After Douche asks God for the idol and to win the next challenge (greedy!), Li'l Li'l Russell adds his contributions. And then I think Douche got annoyed that Li'l Li'l Russell was the last person to talk to God so he comes back and talks to God and asks him for stuff again. Sophie interviews that she doesn't feel bad about lying to God by asking him for an immunity idol she already has because she's not the one talking, but it does her give "a little bit of an icky feeling" about Douche. Anyway, just when Douche thought he got the last word in, Li'l Li'l Russell jumps in with an "amen!" and all Douche can do is repeat him.