The Xylophone Music of Whim and Co-Ed Showering plays as Ethan tells us in a confessional that the tribe members have been keeping to their routine. He says they went to the watering hole and "Big Tom gave everyone a little shower." We see Tom pouring water over various people's heads as Ethan continues telling us that the members of Mofo Maji are completely comfortable with each other now; he doesn't mind changing or farting in front of the others anymore. Tom pours water over Ethan, and Teresa raises her eyebrows in an appraising way as Ethan scrubs down his happy trail. Hee. Tom tells the girls to "back off!" And this is all well and good until the creepiness sets in: a very disturbed cameraman is obsessed with Kimp's ass. She picks a wedgie, and the camera pauses lasciviously over her butt. It looks like part of her butt is being blurred, but I can't really understand why they'd do that unless maybe there's some sort of logo on her ass. In any case, multiple lingering shots of Kimp's butt ensue. I'd be really bothered were I her and watching this. Now Tom pours water down Kimp's shirt and she laughs. Lex Loser seems jealous as he tells us that Tom was having a really good time with the ladies. This is followed by more disturbing close-up shots of Kimp's anatomy including, to complement the prior wedgie pick, a camel-toe pick. In a confessional, Kimp tells us that Tom is harmless and "it's not like he's gonna, like, jump our bones." She says if he catches a peek of something, more power to him, and she thinks it does no good to take offense because she doesn't want to lose any friendships or disrupt the flow. Tom makes the creepy cameraman really happy by throwing water on Kimp's butt and thus creating another occasion for further wet butt footage. Tom then begins doing some sort of flapping-armed bird dance and then a hip wiggle which is just like a dance my husband does. Come to think of it, Tom's shameless antics are quite a lot like my husband's. I love you, honey! Ethan tells us that the tribe is like a family now. He says the new closeness makes the game more difficult for him, because tomorrow he'll have to vote one of "these people" off. And for the record, I always refer to my family and close friends as "these people."
Episode Report CardJoanna: B | 538 USERS: C+
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